@OhNoSheTwitnt: How does Disney decide who needs pants and who doesn't?
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@ShaneKnowsStuff: People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I'm stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence.
@SteveSuckington: Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to "Brandi from the club" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM
@jdforshort: If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine
@Mike_Bianchi: The trick to successfully backing out of a parking space is to not care what happens to you or anyone else.