@OhNoSheTwitnt: How does Disney decide who needs pants and who doesn't?
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@realHamOnWry: I got a new cat from the inner city shelter. So far he seems fine, except for needing to go outside every hour for a cigarette.
@ExcuseMyTweets: It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm quite busy.
@YouWillGo2Hell: Every time you do a shot of tequila, an angel hi-fives a fairy and they agree to meet later to kick you in the head while you're sleeping.