@3BlindMike: How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?
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@thepunningman: [date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!
@SweetTweetsBRO: I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon.
@AimeeHelene1: If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me.