@3BlindMike: How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?
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@neiltyson: Dracula & other undead people who sleep in coffins must have good abs. They always rise up flat-backed when the casket opens.
@Julian_Deane: Double whammy. First date is turning out to be fun & I also go to meet my hero Chris Hansen from Catch a Predator.
@robfee: No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent.
@spotswoj: Well, she was raised to refer to dinner as 'supper' so obviously it wasn't going to work out in the end.