@HatfieldAnne: How far did I walk away from the sink when I was brushing my teeth? As always, too far.
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@JKickinit30: You can't control what people say or do. The only thing you can control is how much accelerant to use.
@Laser_Cat: The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend.
@simoncholland: People who think this giraffe is taking forever to give birth have never listened to my daughter tell a story.
@Kyle_Lippert: *brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*