@CrazyUncIeJoe: How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done.
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@torrami: All the kings horses and all the kings men probably feel like they're being grossly underutilized with that whole egg thing.
@LuvPug: If I was a pug, nobody would give me funny looks for slobbering in public or eating food off the floor.
@sofarrsogud: My therapist advised me to feed and water my kids and cook my plants 3 meals a day. And something about listening.
@OutOfLeftField_: Does anyone else find it ironic when a celebrity with a face full of Botox talks about having the freedom of expression?