@SchooIAnswer: how ironic....
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@rolldiggity: I never feel guilty about eating baby carrots because it's not like adult carrots are doing anything great with their lives.
@dorsalstream: Help! Lots of manta rays have washed up on the beach! DISCUS CHAMPION: [rising from his towel] I've trained my whole life for this moment.
@locustbones: kissing is all fun and games until a boy inhales your skeleton through your mouth & uses it to build a house for some other girl
@JediGigi: Waiter: And what would the lady like? Me: Waiter: Me: Waiter: Me: Date: Gigi, he means you. Me: *blushing* Oh, wow. He called me a lady.