@PaperWash: How is there not an STD Clinic called, "Clap on Clap off"?
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@cornlog: My son is screaming his head off in his room but there's no way I'm going in there if his monster reports are true.
@Emonalisha: If you piss me off in the grocery store I will get in line in front of you and pay for a single banana with a personal check
@sarcasticmommy4: Sometimes passing by a nursing home is the only reminder I need to go buy my kids whatever they want.