@PaperWash: How is there not an STD Clinic called, "Clap on Clap off"?
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@PaperWash: cashier: whoa 58 boxes of Mac and Cheese, having a party tonight? me: Cashier: me: Cashier: me: sure
@envydatropic: If a gym has 75 treadmills, 1 is being used, what do you do? You go home because it's your favorite one being used Math is easy
@Marcmywords2: That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again.
@fletchworld73: So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I'm pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.