@PaperWash: How is there not an STD Clinic called, "Clap on Clap off"?
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@AIanHangover: True love doesn't care about the look or size of your wallet, it's all about what is inside ..... the wallet.
@somecleverthing: discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.
@Ygrene: [wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird [me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird