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@pakalupapito: how I've been all holiday
@tropicalenvy: I love money. I set it free and it didn't come back. Relationships are hard.
@PaigeKellerman: I'm never a more ineffective parent than when I accidentally make threats that rhyme.
@AlexvanBeek: Played Monopoly with a kid & argued that I CAN buy the jail.. Teaching him a valuable lesson about the privitisation of the prison system.
@BeardSpice: "Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth
@brianbowman73: *aggressively skips to my Lou*