@pakalupapito: how I've been all holiday
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@laurenduca: It's hilarious that people still asking me to write for exposure. I died of exposure MONTHS AGO! My corpse is rotting on the Oregon Trail!!!
@meganamram: Sometimes I sit on my hand till it's numb so it feels like someone else is googling my name
@ShutUpThatsWho: [Budapest airport] IMMIGRATION: So what is your purpose for visiting Hungary? ME: [holding huge bag of marbles] I wanna see the hippoes.