@theshantilly: How long can one listen to a kid talk before it's officially considered a hostage situation?
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@robdelaney: I'm literally typing this from atop a giraffe in Ghana. Her name is Coriander & we love each other.
@ramblinma: Some days having kids makes it all worthwhile. I haven't experienced any yet, but statistically they're bound to happen at some point.
@Stella1070: Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.