@theshantilly: How long can one listen to a kid talk before it's officially considered a hostage situation?
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@DrakeJoshQuotez: Josh: [after he spills root beer on the TV and ruins it] I drink root beer. You don't see me explodin'!
@MableGertrude: I would pay big bucks to Sea World to see a dolphin fly out of a water tank into the stands and start rolling around and eating people.
@Marcmywords2: Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money.