@Aspersioncast: How long do you have to work at KFC before they make you a colonel?
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@Maxine12333: Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home.
@SarcasticCharm: Please pray for my friends' 4 yr old. I just found out that ten minutes of his life wasn't photographed or documented on Facebook today.
@ojedge: [date] Me: 'Don't let her know ur a boxing ring announcer…' Her: "Shall we order dessert?" Me: "LET'S GET READY TO EAT APPLE CRUUUUMBLE!"