@TheDeducers: How many apples a day does it take to keep everybody else away
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@glo_stevens: Mama said there'd be days like this, and also "knock you out" ??? I don't know, you talk to her. She sounds drunk.
@noog: If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people.
@NicestHippo: [college ad] High schoolers: You've sat in a chair for 4 years. How would you like to do that again, but this time at enormous cost to you?