@TheDeducers: How many apples a day does it take to keep everybody else away
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@Tiffy224: Every time I see a dude in a trench coat i assume he's going to flash me. When it doesn't happen, I assume he's just a spy
@nerdsrockk: When a guy flirts with me I start blushing uncontrollably and I hide. Then I wait for them outside their house wearing a wedding dress.
@heiditron3000: When I die, cremate everything but my feet. Then set the feet covered in my ashes on a stranger's front porch, ring the doorbell, and hide