@texasstalkermom: How many beer trucks can you "accidentally" run into before your insurance company becomes suspicious?
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@amechamecha: After spending 20 minutes trying to get my girlfriends bra off, I decided to give up. I wish I'd never put it on in the first place..
@Cheeseboy22: One of the World's Strongest Man events should be "Pulling apart two shopping carts that are stuck together."
@Parkerlawyer: I just reached in my purse for a pen and found a full 4 pack chicken nugget box from McDonalds. So I get it, squirrels. I get it.