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@AmishPornStar1: How many boxes of Girl Scout cookies are in a serving?
@Bossyboots333: I asked my 9 yr old a question 27 min ago.
She's still answering it.
BUSINESS SNAKE: [dictating a letter]
SECRETARY: [just hammering the S key]
@TheAlexNevil: *first day in prison
*walks up to biggest guy
*asks for WiFi password
@discountzen: I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police.
@shanethevein: The best thing about Twitter is that I can reveal my deepest and darkest secrets and you dumbasses think I'm joking.