@Abusitron: How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
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@tayandmae: 9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children
@novicefather: Pro tip: If a woman asks you how she looks, the correct answer is not "like Dan Aykroyd."
@perhapssomeday: No one who heard me talking to my dog would assume that English is my first language.