@meganamram: How many days should i wait before i call my senator, i don't want to seem desperate
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@rikpayne: Tweeting and grocery shopping don't mix. I've been down every aisle and just realized all I have in my cart is a cabbage and someone's baby.
@SSparklesDaily: Cats won't give away your position when someone knocks on the door. They hide with you, like understanding furry ninjas.
@splendidcynic: Establish dominance at the dentist by hitting them with a rock and asking if THAT is comfortable.