@SocialExtortion: How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?
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@MikalBershawn: *Kanye trips and falls* SUCH A GENIUS! WHAT A POETIC DEMONSTRATION OF HOW HIS ANCESTORS FELL TO SLAVERY AND ROSE AGAIN *jaden smith cries*
@NYC_Blonde: If I don't wake up with Britney Spears' body circa "I'm a Slave 4 U" and a rich handsome boyfriend then I KNOW Santa's not real.
@JaneEJuanita: A Spanish friend working in UK happily for years reply to taunts re being kicked out: "Well, I can choose 27 other countries; you can't"