@SocialExtortion: How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?
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@StansaidAirport: Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?
@QwertyJones3: The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels.
@GoddessTitty: NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, NO SERVICE Waiter: ahem *points to sign* Me: oh that's fine, I'm not ordering anything