@SocialExtortion: How many drinks do I buy a girl if I want her to come home with me and clean up my room?
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@mrsjohngoodman: I ran over someone and now there's a bunch of flowers where it happened. It's like, I came back to apologize, not be lavished with gifts
@Tmoney68: I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you'll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.
@rcromwell4: Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons.
@Social_Mime: Waiting for a mannequin with a gut so I can really see how that shirt will look on me.