@ScorpionDong: How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?
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@Lola_Areola: Lay with me until everything crumbles and nothing but creeping ivy shields us from the incessant chatter of wandering cadavers. Bring snacks
@MouthOfSass: While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that.
@fulciHugazombie: Like most parents, I live in fear of the day I have to explain PRETTY WOMAN to my daughter.