@ScorpionDong: How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?
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@BroIsMeeeee: Ladies call me the mitochondria because they kinda remember me from high school and i'm in a cell
@seamussaid: if your religion infringes on people's rights; sorry, you've had hundreds of years to change everyone's mind- obviously that hasn't happened
@trevso_electric: Jennifer Aniston is always cast in the same role because she's a victim of Rachel profiling.
@Bagyants: Student loans: because you should know what it's like to be one of the poor people you're always going on about