@ScorpionDong: How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?
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@Donnie_Fairburn: "Umm, what are you doing? Can you not? Seriously, get off me!" - The first horse ever ridden (probably)
@Writepop: "Eighty-seven percent of people think lasers are friggin' awesome." - Pew Pew Pew Research Center
@therepoguy: If your wife says "take out the trash" do not reply with "you cooked it you take it out."