@ScorpionDong: How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?
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@rudy_mustang: STEM major: what are you learning in school Kindergartener: shapes and colors STEM major: lmao good luck getting a job with that
@GrantTanaka: I've been in Hawaii for a week & have learned that 99% of life's problems can be solved by throwing a coconut at it
@SlayerSays: Don't model myself after Marilyn Monroe, but having imperfections & dying naked in bed clutching bottles of pills & champagne seems doable.
@jordan_stratton: All of our friends were having babies, so my wife and I decided we might as well go ahead and get new friends.