@sixthformpoet: How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
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@13spencer: Kevin Hart said that he has turned down roles because the characters were gay, which is weird because I didn't think he knew the word "no."
@thetigersez: How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them? Like, did you ask him? Because only one of us is screaming right now.