@sixthformpoet: How many Happy Meals do you need to eat before they start to work? I've just had six and I feel terrible.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: Let's try it have a nice weekend without any fighting, ok? Hub: Agreed Me: Wait, where are you going? Hub: Fishing. See you Monday
@TheBigBatman: Do you ever get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be?
@KyleMcDowell86: [Me to the second baseman after I slide into 2nd] Make sure u separate plastics & food waste [Coach from dugout] NOT THAT KIND OF TRASH TALK