@NikatNiteNite: How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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@weinerdog4life: Listen buddy, I don't know why I'm doing karate in your bedroom either, sometimes things happen
@TheBoydP: Canadians leaving south for vacation are like Americans escaping marriage, desperately trying to escape frigid temperatures...
@ReeseButCallMeV: My niece said I look like a mom. So now we're playing a game, sorta like Hide-N-Seek, except I hide her and no one finds her. Ever.