@NikatNiteNite: How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
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@AimeeHelene1: Sick of obnoxious ring tones in the office, so I've set mine to the sound of a girl screaming (horror movie style).
@lawyerthoughts: If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court.
@shutupmikeginn: My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
@MinedOvaMatter: If you never include your body in your selfies, I am forced to assume that you don't have one. Carry on floating head selfie chick.