@SteveSuckington: How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
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@seamussaid: I bring my own pen into the bank because I don't need any god dammed chains telling me where I can and cannot write
@pstamato: [7:30pm] Tonight I'll actually go to bed on time and get sleep! [2:30am] the most money ever paid for a cow at an auction was $1.3 million
@ShrinkMedia: My wife is amazing in bed. She can fall asleep immediately no matter how loud the TV is on.
@bingowings14: My mum tells me that she turns the internet off when she goes to bed, incase you're wondering why your screen just went blank.