@SteveSuckington: How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
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@petemandik: Scientists report global context shortage. "I guess I'll have flan," some scientist said, totally out of context.
@man_spach: When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance.
@RandiLawson: Did U hear they're remaking 'Dirty Dancing' & Miley Cyrus is gonna play the abortion.