@WolfpackAlan: How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan.
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@ShoutingGoddess: If I yawn, and the person talking says, 'Sorry for boring you', I graciously accept their apology. Because, manners.
@1evilidiot: You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@XLToast: No son, you can't go out with your friends. Tonight we're installing Windows Updates, as a family.
@AphroditeAfter5: Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild