@mrtruthandsoul: How many minutes after someone's fired is it cool to take their stapler?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@iAmDelFreaky: Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.
@KeetPotato: nurse: "if youre going to give grapes to a baby make sure you cut them in half" me: [visibly confused] wife: "the grapes keith not the baby"
@LuckoftheDraw86: "Every child's a gift." "Your 'gift' is eating his own boogers right now." "..." "I hope you saved the receipt."
@ilovepie84: After killing a spider I wrap the web around his neck and hang him from the wall to make it look like a suicide.