@JasonLastname: How many push-ups is too many when meeting your girlfriend's dad for the first time?
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@Playing_Dad: [God, wasted, creating humans] Angel: How do they cool themselves off? God: *takes a drink* Salt water comes out of them. Angel: How...Ok.
@TheAlexNevil: "See you later alligator" "In a whilst crocodile" -why we fought the British for independence
@TheBoydP: Top Six Uses Of Strategic Planning: 6. Politics 5. Sports 4. Investing 3. Business 2. Military 1. Returning home from guys/girls night out