@theshamingofjay: How many times do I have to tell you this Mom? I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
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@jazmasta: Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once.
@adamgoodell: The mayor from Jaws is still the mayor in Jaws 2. It is so important to vote in your local elections.
@iGreenMonk: No matter how rich or famous you become, when you die, the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.
@DillDoes: hello 911 "whats your emergency" there's someone in my home "are you safe?" it's a girl "do you like her" *starts twirling hair* I dont know