@BonaFideIntent: How much cocaine is 2 much? Do u think security will view me ridding the elevator from the 1st to 2nd floor for the past 3hrs suspicious??
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@StevenAndrais: Women Studies? im pretty good at studying women *leans against bookshelf knocking it over. Creates a domino effect that destroys t/ library*
@horselythighs: Elijah Wood and Toby Mcguire: whoever dies first gets played by the other in the biopic
@simoncholland: My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss.
@jonnysun: "building-building building building building-building building" (translatiom: structur-making tower makimg another structure-making tower)