@BonaFideIntent: How much cocaine is 2 much? Do u think security will view me ridding the elevator from the 1st to 2nd floor for the past 3hrs suspicious??
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@shanethevein: The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said "Not in front of the wife".
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