@Tmoney68: How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?
"Sir, this is a liquor store."
@RobotThomas: Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.....
@IamEnidColeslaw: i was baptized in a car wash
@KyleMcDowell86: *I reach for the thermostat*
*my dad runs in barking*
*neighbor's dad starts barking*
*within seconds all the neighborhood dads are barking*
@ericsshadow: THEM: in 186 days an asteroid is going to collide with Earth
EVERYONE ELSE: *screaming*
ME: *deletes MyFitnessPal app*
@k_lli: Once a neighbor kid asked if my dog had any nicknames & I lied & made a bunch up & now whenever I see her she asks how ‘Tree Trunk’ is doing