@Tmoney68: How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?
"Sir, this is a liquor store."
@Sickayduh: "Your name is Duck?"
"Got it. Duck"
Go fuGG yourself
"Haha. Classic Duck"
@TheMichaelRock: The four scariest words any husband can hear are "guess what today is?"
@BerrryDLite: Coworker: My arms are killing me from hoeing in my garden this weekend.
Me: Thanks but I'd rather not hear about your sex life.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: Do the republicans shocked that Trump is their nominee also get surprised when they put cake batter in the oven and it becomes a cake?
@calluptome: We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.