@Tmoney68: How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?
"Sir, this is a liquor store."
@PULPKetchup: What idiot called it kitchen worktop manufacture and not counter productive.
@MichaelTrying: If I were Spock, I would spend 24 hours a day saying things like "get out of my Vulcan face" and "are you Vulcan kidding me?"
@ozzyunc: "As a creative person I'm often asked where I get my ideas." Yeah. As a creative person you often imagine people doing that but they don't.
@NJFreudian: Which doesnt belong?
Camel......It's the only one on the list that knows something about the Middle East
@BlondeFacade: I sprayed Taylor Swift's new perfume on me then started writing a five page letter to the boy who forgot to put a straw in my bag at Arby's.