@Tmoney68: How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?
"Sir, this is a liquor store."
@Dawn_M_: Do you remember that creepy girl who stood behind you on a train 6 years ago and was smelling your hair?
@NikiWithIssues: I got 99 tabs open but my work ain't one.
@generaldietz: Spiderman: Can I be in The Avengers now?
Captain America: Um sure.
Spiderman: What should I do?
Iron Man: You're in charge of web design.
@Rollinintheseat: Sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin.
@chuchugoogoo: "Read 'em and weep" I say as I lay down my hand: a collection of my grandparent's handwritten love letters from WWII.