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@dafloydsta: How much for the vacation home?
Sir, this is a coffin.
@lazerdoov: Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold
@causticbob: I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym earlier I've decided I'm never going again.
@SuperRandomish: Why don't they make Neapolitan ice cream but with 3 better flavors?
@kwirkyKerri: *puts on mistletoe hat*
*casually walks by you multiple times*
@slackerjorge: In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She's buying tequila and a quart of motor oil.
Sure like to know that story