@TequilaTears: How much is appropriate to tip the police officer who opens the squad car door for you?
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@brandonIee: I have decided to leave my past behind me, so if I owe you money… I'm sorry, but I've moved on, and maybe it's time that you do too.
@SufficientCharm: A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair.