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@iwearaonesie: How much longer?
Did you bring any snacks?
They want $5 for M&M's!
I wanna go home
Is it over yet?

- me watching my kids Christmas pageant

How much longer?
Did you bring any snacks?
They want $5 for M&M’s!
I wanna go home
Is it over yet?

– me watching my kids Christmas pageant

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