@DoubtTommy: how much morning wood, would my girlfriend suck, if she ever sucked and if I had a girlfriend. Whatever.
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@PhilJamesson: "My computer just crashed" is going to be a much more serious statement when self-driving cars are the norm
@Jackson5toLife: Why roboticize vacuuming? It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
@rudetanks: The cop said it was an outstanding warrant, dad. And you said id never amount to anything