@JustHadOneJob: How not to sell a phone - Level 100
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@stevefrigley: Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone.
@jlock17: Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. "Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."
@CakeThrottle: Today I learned that wolves are not ticklish. Tomorrow I need to learn how to tie my shoes with one hand.