@redpawn3: That's classic.

@Marlebean: I think a better question is- Where's Waldo's parents?? That dude is constantly getting lost in large crowds...

@JesKeepSwimming: The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.

@JasonBerlin: Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves.

@RdrJay47: A social gathering without food is called a "Don't."