@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
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@Nips_00: I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards
@pixelatedboat: When I die, PLEASE don't bury me in a fancy suit. That happened to a guy I knew and it turned him into a skeleton.
@Kodotropo: *dad walks in on me doing homework* "HAH NERD MORE LIKE HOMOWORK" Dad you're still in third grade "Probably because I'm not a nerd like you"
@envydatropic: Be nice to Canadians, American tweeters. We're going to need somewhere to go after this next election