@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
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@JB4Realz: If you ever come across a bear in the wild, throw a tiny bicycle at him. Then, just let his circus instincts take care of the rest.
@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."
@NigelGrinstead: ME: My name is Nigel and I'm an alcoholic. AA GROUP: Hi Nigel. *cut to confessional camera* ME: I'm here to WIN, not to make friends.