@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket
@HeidiCF8: I licked 8 lollipops and sealed them in ziplocs during my stomach flu if anyone needs to lose 5lbs by the weekend.
@roggyie: If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there's nothing I can do about it.