@iTomFoolery: How soon is it going to be before school spelling tests only requires getting the first three letters correct until google does the rest.
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@honeybadgerMel: Never underestimate the power of a hug. Or a slap upside the head. Whatever works.
@cwhudson: [Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless
@seanbgoneill: Just looked at a beautiful pink sunset and thought, "God I love London", then remembered there is a sky everywhere and I'm paying half my salary to sleep 2 feet from my drying clothes
@PaperFury: WHY WRITERS ARE STARING AT NOTHING • they're actually working shh this is the process • haven't slept in 19 years so this is a power nap • hoping a bakery will appear • just fell down a plot hole and horror is setting in • about to scream • any second now • oh here they go