@Kim_pulsive: How Stella Got Her Goat Back #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat
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@Jennifergr8: Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? He replied....chicken. Thank god he is good looking.
@KeetPotato: [my 1st day as crime scene investigator] detective: "how did this man drown?" me: "he could not breathe underwater"