@Kim_pulsive: How Stella Got Her Goat Back #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat
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@blade_funner: Some women can shave their heads and look like goddesses. If I shaved my head, I would look like roll-on deodorant.
@kevinseccia: I realized I was maybe not the best listener when a friend had to come out to me twice.
@jordan_stratton: I like to intentionally barge into guys wearing camo and then look around bewildered like I have no idea what I just ran into.
@PinkCamoTO: Helped a stranger at the gym write a break up text today so yeah, that English degree is really paying off.