@conanobrienswyf: How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth.
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@1Happytwit: 6yo's can't go to jail so I have no idea why this one's refusing to drive me home from the pub.
@thenatewolf: What era would you have fit best in? Mine is the one where whenever anything went wrong you could blame witches.
@LifeStricken: [Job Interview] HR : What do you consider your biggest weakness? Me : (pulls out machete) *whispers under my breath "I can't forgive people"