@GrrrRach: How the hell wizards don't set fire to themselves, I'll never understand; attempting to make potions and stuff, with those dangly sleeves.
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@JasonLight73: I'm so glad I found Twitter...I finally have a rock solid Alibi for my Google Search History!
@SteveSuckington: Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.
@noogscorner: Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot.
@JarodNotJared: Its the little things that bring the most joy - Like sneaking a home pregnancy test in the shopping cart of a mom/daughter combo & observing