@TommyKarate: How thin do you have to be to go skinny dipping?
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@themcgillicutty: Wanna hear me read a receipt from a trip to the grocery store? That's how interested I am in listening to the details of your workout.
@PopSlapFunk: *Arrives to save damsel in distress* Me: "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your--" Rapunzel: "I have a boyfriend." Dragon flying by: "BURN!!"
@realslimswamy: Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes.