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@dafloydsta: How to annoy your children:

Me: Don't come in here without knocking

Child: Ok

*leaves* *knocks*

M: Who is it?

C: It's me!

M: Go away

How to annoy your children:

Me: Don’t come in here without knocking

Child: Ok

*leaves* *knocks*

M: Who is it?

C: It’s me!

M: Go away

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