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@JoParkerBear: How To Avoid Dating

●You're too young for me.
●I'm too young for you.
●I don't date men my age.
●Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics.

How To Avoid Dating

●You’re too young for me.
●I’m too young for you.
●I don’t date men my age.
●Okay, but after I finish my antibiotics.

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