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@TheAlexNevil: How To Be A Parent
Step 1: have a child
Step 2: your guess is as good as mine
@LoveNLunchmeat: that awkward moment when a friend is complaining about their spouse, but you start to identify with the spouse
@BoomBoomBetty: Mood: the first half of a paper towel commercial when the mom is ready to light her family on fire
@Jez1: What do I want to do to your body? I don't know. Identify it, I guess.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Just saw a homeless man smoking a cigarette & it made me really sad... I wish I could afford cigarettes.
@torrami: Get an attack dog, name it Anxiety, laugh and laugh and laugh at Anxiety attacks.