@protolalia: You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.

@Henry_3k: You say I'm handsome but you also said your employer cancelled your optical coverage & you haven't had new glasses in 4 years, but thanks.

@KeetPotato: [tour of zoo] kid: "i think its a elephant" me: "are you giving the tour" kid: me: "anyway as i was saying this is the big snake face thing"

@JoParkerBear: "Don't ever do cocaine, son." "Why, mommy? Is it bad for you?" "I was going to say 'expensive,' but yeah, whatever."

@CherBear162: I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.