@JediGigi: The date was going really well until he told me to stop calling it Pasghetti.

@UncleDuke1969: "I ate thoup before it wath cool." - Hipthter

@MarfSalvador: [After sitting for a portrait for 18 hours] Where's the artist?

@DanOverHere: People who write hai and bai, wai?

@AristotlesNZ: Me: *opens door* Yes? Him: Hi. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about The Lord? Me: ..Of The Rings? Him: Uh No.. *door slam*