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@sixfootcandy: How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out
"Oh come on. Even I've done THAT!"

How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out 
“Oh come on. Even I’ve done THAT!”

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