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@ag_loco: How to keep a man happy:
1) Phone him 86 times a day
2) Wail hysterically
3) Be needy
4) Never sleep with him
5) Buy yourself shoes

How to keep a man happy:
1) Phone him 86 times a day
2) Wail hysterically 
3) Be needy
4) Never sleep with him
5) Buy yourself shoes

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