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@BeardSpice: How to kill two birds with one stone:
Step 1: throw a stone at a bird
Step 2: go pick up that stone
Step 3: throw it at another bird

How to kill two birds with one stone:
Step 1: throw a stone at a bird
Step 2: go pick up that stone
Step 3: throw it at another bird

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