@krustythe_klown: How to lose an argument with an idiot - 1 Argue.
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@N0pantz: Plan B and pregnancy tests should be sold at the Liquor Store as a 'one stop shop' kinda thing. Save all that judgment for one cashier.
@salamingia: My wife said I'm picky. I said obviously not picky enough. Anyone need a roommate tonight?
@KeetPotato: GF: "you're so childish" me: "it's my day too linda" [we sit in silence] wedding planner: "so is that a yes or a no on the bouncy castle?"
@HollyHeals: Ever have the shower curtain touch you unexpectedly and start karate chopping the air?? No, me either.