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@krustythe_klown: How to lose an argument with an idiot - 1 Argue.
@fro_vo: presidents day is just a holiday created by "Big President" to get us to buy more presidents
@JermHimselfish: Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever.
@mydmac: I am religious. I religiously avoid church.
@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
@Parentpains: Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house.