@weinerdog4life: How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@amishschool: Guy stole my identity this week and I'm like I HAVE A FAMILY YOU HAVE TO TAKE THEM TOO
@AnniemuMary: My grocery store changed its whole layout. It was better the other way so I'm slowly and quietly moving everything back.