@GinjaNinjaSarah: How to make infinite energy.
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@platinum2000: *At the Carnival* Me: How much for the petting zoo? Person: What? *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*
@dumbbeezie: "You ruined everything." -People exaggerating when you only ruined like one or two things, tops
@Brianhopecomedy: My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of "Let It Go", using only 3 words.
@heatherlou_: *slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*