@GinjaNinjaSarah: How to make infinite energy.
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@brennadine: Thought it would be romantic to recreate the 12 Days of Christmas, but having 23 game birds indoors is actually a hellish nightmare.
@CPajamaShark: I've got this great joke where I kidnap people's sticker families and leave little post-it ransom notes. Adorable or horrifying? You decide
@weinerdog4life: I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill