@GinjaNinjaSarah: How to make infinite energy.
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@HighOnDrunk: I don't mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just ridiculous!
@Sean_Burgundy_: [ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up
@CheryeDavis: Saw a guy walking down the street talking to himself, hand gestures and all...So I did the right thing, stopped and told him about Twitter.