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@SocialExtortion: How to pick up women:
1-approach beautiful lady
2-bend at the knees
3-lift gently
4-oh god she's screaming
5-put her down the cops are here

How to pick up women:
1-approach beautiful lady
2-bend at the knees
3-lift gently
4-oh god she’s screaming
5-put her down the cops are here

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