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@SteveSackington: How to propose marriage:
1. Drive to bridge
2. Jump off
@Sanbel11: -Come on, it's time to go
-We are going to be late
-I hate school
-But Mum, you have to take me!
@Adyaces: Siri, where did I go wrong?
Siri: How long you got?
@Steelers1972: You know you are getting old when you have to scroll down, scroll down, and scroll down some more, to select the year you were born.
@abbycohenwl: Doc: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party!
Patient: But my birthday's not till next month
Doc:Which brings me to the bad news
@robfee: If it comes down to Joe Biden vs Donald Trump we should just accept our fates & let a chili dog eating contest determine who's president.